12 décembre 2005

You are TUNISIAN IF....



1)If you spend half the day in the café, smoking chicha and playing "Rami"
2) If you've gone through this situation at least once " You go to an office to ask for an important paper, and they tell you: Arja3 ghodwa!!!"
3) If you tease every hot girl you see in the
street.
4) If cursing is like breathing for you. You can't
stop it.
5) If you give a beep to the person you wanna talk
to, and then wait for him to call you back.
6) If "sa7fa lablabi w sandwich kaftaji" are your
favorite fast food.
7) If you say "ya7 beni!" when you're surprised.
8) you can't have a meal without "khobz" (bread)
9) You congratulate someone (Mabrouk!!!) if he or she got a visa for Europe or the States
10) Use donkeys to insult? "ya Bhimm"
11) Say "inshaAllah" as a nice way of saying no?
12) Traffic lights and signs colorful decorations for the streets.
13) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
14) When you are talking to your parents on your cell phone and your non Arab riends are around, they always think your arguing with them, when in reality you are having a nice conversation
15) You put olive oil in and on everything
16) Your grandma always asks you when she can dance at your wedding. " waktech nafrhou bik"
17) If you say " y3aychek " to say Thanks
18) If you wanna go to a place which is not significantly far (i.e.; the fare costs you less than 3 dinars), and you stop a taxi, the taxi driver's response is most likely to be: "mechi nochrob 9ahwti...samehni!"
19) The yellow bus" el car essafra" is a very convenient place for flirting and hooking up.
20) Weddings usually last a week or more "sab3a yem wou sab3a lyeli" (henna kbira, henna sghira, katben esdek, soulamiya, el Hammam?.)
21) If you're girl and your mother is having constant visits from a friend of hers whom you don't really know, you're most likely to fall in an arranged marriage.
22) You'd better have 5 or 10 bucks in case U get pulled over and you have to get going no time to discuss with the "boulis"!!!!
23) People are never happy with what you've achieved; if you Graduated from high school ( el bac) they'll tell you "el 3oqba lil maitrise", and when U get that
"el 3oqba lil doctorat", and when you get that "3oqba lil 3ers", and when you get married "nchallah kima nchoufou 3andek ( froukh)", etc
24) If you start talking to a Tunisian friend about your friends you will definitely find a friend or more in common (eh oui! Tounis sghira!)
25) Your other Arab friends make fun of your dialect and say that your language is not Arabic since you use (let's say) 30% of your words in French.
26) If HARISSA is present in all your meals !!! (
surtout for the swahliya!!!)

recu de la part d'un ami :p

4 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit…

ha ha 9dima w masrou9a men facebook :)

Hatchoum a dit…

ou5ayti na agdem mel tari5 , donc 7ala 3adia ouel 2amn mostatib :p

Anonyme a dit…

PAS MAL

Anonyme a dit…

Excellent ! MDR :)
très proche de la réalité :)